Tag: funny
member name: tammie p.
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January 26, 2009 01:39 PM EST --
Wine and Water
To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine.. . and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in . . .
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January 09, 2009 08:43 AM EST --
Four, Four, Four, Four...
1) Four places that I go to over and over: dr's,walmart,shop n save, eye dr's
2) Four people who e-mail me somewhat regularly : mom,gloria,ron, . . .
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April 05, 2009 04:28 PM EDT --
R ules: IT'S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS! HIT FORWARD, ERASE MY ANSWERS, ENTER YOURS, and SEND IT ON TO PEOPLE INCLUDING THE ONE THAT SENT THIS TO YOU. USE THE 1ST LETTER OF YOUR NAME TO ANSWER EACH . . .
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April 15, 2009 06:49 PM EDT --
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his
annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was
hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was . . .
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February 16, 2009 02:20 PM EST --
Crucial
Because of recent abductions In daylight hours, refresh
yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation...
This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your
children, . . .
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January 04, 2009 08:06 PM EST --
7 reasons not to mess with children.
<ATT3596238.gif> A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher . . .
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January 04, 2009 10:11 PM EST --
There were many, many times this year when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, irritated you, bugged you, or got on your nerves with all the e-mails I send . . .
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January 06, 2009 05:41 PM EST --
Did I like nut another to it send, retard a like this reading time sweet your took you since.
(Now read it backwards )
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January 11, 2009 11:46 AM EST --
The funniest staff meeting ever!
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty . . .
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January 11, 2009 11:52 AM EST --
Redneck Mama
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
"WOW," the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS?"
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January 18, 2009 06:57 PM EST --
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington . . .
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January 21, 2009 04:58 PM EST --
This sounds like a good procedure to relieve the pain.
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> A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible
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January 21, 2009 06:18 PM EST --
This is neat. I don't know how folks figure all this stuff out. Enjoy.
1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE . . .
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March 14, 2009 01:22 PM EDT --
i know i have seen it before but i like it.
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do
You determine whether or not a patient . . .
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April 05, 2009 03:59 PM EDT --
A Mexican, a Black, and a Texas Redneck were walking
> together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a
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April 22, 2009 05:14 PM EDT --
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Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road. . . .
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April 27, 2009 02:35 PM EDT --
One Sunday, in counting the money in the
weekly offering, the pastor of the Granville
Presbyterian church found a pink envelope
containing $1,000. It happened again the
next week. The following . . .
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May 03, 2009 10:38 PM EDT --
How we raise kids
In West Virginia
Miss Sally Edwards
Is a highly esteemed
Third grade teacher at
Mercer County Elementary . . .
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May 11, 2009 08:04 PM EDT --
The Wongs
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.
'Congratulations,' . . .
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May 13, 2009 08:15 PM EDT --
Subject: Which part of your body goes to Heaven first?
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and
she asked the question, 'When you . . .
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