Tag: jokes
member name: tammie p.
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January 12, 2009 03:52 PM EST --
Our Father,
Who Art in Pittsburgh,
Football Be Thy Game.
The Kingdom Come,
5 Super Bowls Won,
On Earth as it is in . . .
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January 26, 2009 01:39 PM EST --
Wine and Water
To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine.. . and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in . . .
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January 18, 2009 06:57 PM EST --
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington . . .
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January 09, 2009 08:43 AM EST --
Four, Four, Four, Four...
1) Four places that I go to over and over: dr's,walmart,shop n save, eye dr's
2) Four people who e-mail me somewhat regularly : mom,gloria,ron, . . .
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January 04, 2009 10:11 PM EST --
There were many, many times this year when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, irritated you, bugged you, or got on your nerves with all the e-mails I send . . .
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January 11, 2009 11:52 AM EST --
Redneck Mama
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
"WOW," the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS?"
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January 17, 2009 03:25 PM EST --
This does not apply to any of my friends that fit this description!
S tay . . .
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January 21, 2009 04:58 PM EST --
This sounds like a good procedure to relieve the pain.
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> A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible
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January 21, 2009 06:18 PM EST --
This is neat. I don't know how folks figure all this stuff out. Enjoy.
1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE . . .
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February 16, 2009 02:20 PM EST --
Crucial
Because of recent abductions In daylight hours, refresh
yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation...
This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your
children, . . .
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March 14, 2009 01:22 PM EDT --
i know i have seen it before but i like it.
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do
You determine whether or not a patient . . .
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January 04, 2009 08:06 PM EST --
7 reasons not to mess with children.
<ATT3596238.gif> A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher . . .
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January 06, 2009 05:41 PM EST --
Did I like nut another to it send, retard a like this reading time sweet your took you since.
(Now read it backwards )
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January 11, 2009 11:46 AM EST --
The funniest staff meeting ever!
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty . . .
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April 05, 2009 03:59 PM EDT --
A Mexican, a Black, and a Texas Redneck were walking
> together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a
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